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WHAT IS ROCK? Now, lissen up. I ain't gonna tell ya again. ROCK ain't a thing, as much as it is a feel. I can tell ya, I know it when I see/feel/touch/taste it, and soon, my fork-lift greenies, you will too. Just follow these guidelines, and you too will know the crucial difference between ROCK and NON-ROCK!!!
Blow this, and ya run the risk of livin' at home with mommy and daddy until yer 45, listenin' to your Winger albums, and watchin' Kathie Lee to see what adorable antics that precocious Cody is up to. So sit up straight, no mumbling, and DIG IT!!! |
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ROCK Ben Stein
Jon Stewart 60s muscle cars Bob Mitchum Bermuda shorts Colin Mochrie Bowling shot and a beer cheap porno The NHL Wilt Chamberlain Ed Koch Catfish and hush puppies Isaac Hayes The Beach Boys Subway tokens Project Mercury VW Micro-van Max Julien Gordie Howe Melissa Etheridge Miller High Life |
NON-ROCK Alex Trebek
Craig Kilborn One of those SUVs Leo DiCrappio Bell-bottoms Jay Leno Golf "Sex On The Beach" Porno with a plot The NBA Scottie Pippen Rudy Giuliani Sushi Puff Daddy Backstreet Boys Metro Cards SDDI ("Star Wars") Dodge Caravan Treat Williams Eric Lindros Rosie O'Donnell Corona with lime |
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And, of course, what can be more ROCK than one of these babies??? |
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